The way this works is:
Fill in the blanks in the following paragraph with the answers given for each numbered question. Tagging is not mandatory but it always makes this more fun.
Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes don't match
gray- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
February- last year
March- when we were skinny dipping
April- when I was high on sesame seed
May- when I was shaving your legs
June- when you put handcuffs on me
July- when I threw up
August- When I saw the tiny head
September- when your dwarf bit me
October- When I was taking a walk
November- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hot dogs- in trans
other- with Mr. and Mrs. Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
gray- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
gray- John Travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the Cookie Monster
blue- my aloe vera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bitten
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
gray- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your high school grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency(uh yeah..XD)
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am making a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked
11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
soda- a new life as a clone
milk- Eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
cider- a passionated interest for mice
Juice- woody alien-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
whiskey - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- Love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- Go to Hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- Say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family for me.
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Dear Danvald,
I don't know how to say this, but your nostrils are an insult.
I think I realized it when we were skinny dipping in London, and I saw you sit on my aloe vera plant.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that there's no solution to.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your picture as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about a passionated interest for mice.
Say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me, Ashley.
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OKAY, THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!1!11!!!one
I swear I'm not that screwed up in RL XDDD and DV ily! this means nothing >w<
this was sooooo worth doing!
Cheerful
That has to be the most stunning end of a show I've ever seen in my entire life! and you know what.... even though I love Zutara... I'm not really bothered that Maiko and Kataang were the final ships ^^ It was that incredible! I found the kiss at the end very sweet. New favorite avatar animal: Lionturtles. That thing was huge! and just incredibly animated!!! and I also love whoever did the voice for him ^^ The fight between Aang and Ozai was insane! I was in awe the whole time! A lot of people didn't like that Ozai lived, but honestly I think it's better that way.... It helps to show that you can shape your own destiny.... Azula was insane man O_o she just totally lost it! I was like screaming nooooo! when Zuko got hurt D: but he's all better now so no worries thanks to Katara ^^ Have I mentioned how much I absolutely adore Iroh? ever since the beginning he's always been my favorite character ^^ He's so wise and caring (and kicks some major butt I might add) I was so happy when he and Zuko were reunited. Twas the moment I've been waiting for for a long time! All hail Fire Lord Zuko! yay ^^ he looks perfect as Fire Lord and I really liked Aangs spiffy now look too 
Katara's dress was so pretty at the end! speaking of the end.... The scene where all of them were together having fun was so cute. All the nations together in peace. The way it should be. I really am looking forward to the live action series! Night has a lot to live up to 
TWIN: 
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Stumped
Humor
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